May 2010
88 posts
Got them!
Managed to make it out of the whiskey bar and am en route to picking up my girls http://cl.ly/062422d25151c5efd7c4
Will Apple Embrace the Web? No. →
My girls are coming home today! http://cl.ly/c9f8a831550410a196d1
I’ve discovered that there’s a whiskey bar at St. Pancras station. Who’d have thought?
RT @HorrorQueen13: R.I.P #DennisHopper
That was a hard days graft. Now I treat myself to pizza, beer & LOTR.
Thanks @juli77 just what I needed.
It’s only 1pm and I’m exhausted. So much still to do. Send drugs.
To everyone who had their iPad delivered today: let me over emphasise the value of a decent case protecting that lush big screen. #iPad
Back home to inspect my painters handy work. Actually very happy with the finished product. He’s done well.
Drinking whisky and shooting shotguns on the stoop with nekkid girls. Yehaw Texas! http://yfrog.com/b91ipej
RT @thecreep: New BP logo http://i.imgur.com/P0qkj.jpg
At the bank. They are locked out of their safe. Unff!
A friend with dyslexia got his Viagra and sleeping pills mixed up. Ended up having 40 wanks.
The Complexity of Fluid Dynamics In Slow Motion →
I love science!
That was the first solid eight hours of sleep I’ve had since longer than I can remember. Wish I could say I feel refreshed.
“Change is the only constant.” ~Heraclitus
“No. Humans will die out. We’re weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy’s.”
It’s a board meeting tomorrow morning so I decided to make an effort and find a pair of matching socks.
RT @jeffhodnett: New iPhone Game : TouchOff http://bit.ly/aJifaj
Nearly home. Time to inspect 1st day of painters handy work. Nervous? Oh yes!
Clearing out my living room ready for whitewashing. The last time the acoustics were this good was 10 years ago when I 1st moved in!
Taking my girls to the airport. http://yfrog.com/04vp3nj
My iPad is a hit http://yfrog.com/6blqej
My daughter is snoring heavily next to me right now.
Big news indeed: http://j.mp/c9MJSL
Half an hour in a traffic twatfest in Angel #shitlondontraffic
Google’s homepage is the best they’re ever done IMNSHO
Farm Wars: How Facebook Games Harvest Big Bucks |... →
RT @Ashley_Norris: So N16 now has two residents fighting for the Labour leadership. I’d be amazed if either of them won tho
Sometimes listening to Nick Cave first thing really does scratch that itch.
HOW TO: Market Your Small Business With No Budget →
Very annoying how tweeti… I mean Twitter v3 blasts away Tweetie v2 stored accounts. Hmmf.
cmgresearch - Blogging about iPhone development:... →
RT @jamrock: Wait. Cuts? Is that a typo? http://twitpic.com/1nmmp2
ALL facebook users should do this: http://www.reclaimprivacy.org/
RT @thecreep: Propellerheads Rebirth, back as an Iphone App http://www.rebirthapp.com/
45 minutes to get through Angel traffic fuckupery #shitlondontraffic
That must have really pissed off the driver who is now going hell for leather through every red light. #shitlondontraffic
Lips
A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret, and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she calls in the doctor. ‘I thought I asked you...
This bus driver has successfully hit every red light on the entire journey #tflfail
Xmas has come early: http://cl.ly/15BN