February 2010
64 posts
Amazed that @hokicoki fell asleep all by herself without a peep this evening.
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I saw someone using a stylus on their handset today. Seemed such a strange thing.
Today for a change, my socks are matching.
RT @DadsUpLate: I never noticed before how much Christopher Walken and Yogi Bear sound alike.
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I’m wet
My girls are back later today. W00t!!
That old woman doing this evenings talk was crazier than a coconut! Blimey! Seriously bonkers.
Off to a parents evening tonight at @hokicoki’s school-to-be.
Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Winston Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.
I was just forced to carry a donut four blocks without taking a bite. Now I know how Frodo felt.
Got home to a broken boiler and @hokicoki’s artistic rendering on the TV screen. This shitastic Monday so needs a hard kick in the balls!
My girls are off to @crowncottage for a few days. I won’t see @hokicoki till Thursday evening
RT @engeldepot: For dinner: German sausages, Thüringer.
Police baddie gun drama outside. But TBH I’d take the police so much more seriously if they were all forced to wear batman outfits.
Up most of the night with a feverish baby. Vomit wake up call. Now they’re both asleep & snoring & I’m off to work. At least it’s Friday.
Buggering hell pants. I thought it was friday.
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A great thing happened this morning: my little alarm clock decided to feed herself and let us lie in. Only downside: I’m late for work.
After a long painful getting-to-know-you process I’ve cracked the iPhone SDK code signing conundrum and am now ready for Krypton Factor.
You can put lipstick on a scum-sucking pig but it’s still too stupid use strong passwords http://bit.ly/aSCPrp
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BBC get it wrong: “Microsoft launches Windows 7 for mobile” They didn’t launch it, just announced it. Tsssk!
Microshit Word 2008: FFS! Bring back Clippy. All is forgiven! #shitasticsoftware
RT @modelmayhemwtf: Follower submission: http://bit.ly/d66xg6
Happy steak and blowjob day.
Whenever my wife sings I have to go outside. Not to get away from her, but to prove to my neighbors I’m not beating her.
If anyone is feeling generous & wants to buy me a present, I’d love this: http://tinyurl.com/ydemsvc
I taught my cat to use the phone in case of emergency and now he calls me at work every day so I can talk him down from a bad catnip trip.
Alice in Wonderland - Dodo by michaelkutsche - Michael Kutsche - CGHUB http://ow.ly/16PHv
Google’s mobile phone strategy: 1. Give everyone free phones.
2. ???
3. Massive profits. Someone didn’t think this one through.
I didn’t hate speedbumps so much until I had moobs.
I heard muppets invented broccoli by using time travel.
Working late gives me a big game bug and an office intruder. I think I’d better go home.
Another dangerously packed 73. I feel sorry for the midget who’s buried in the bio-mass over there.
WTF’s up with the buses today?
Over an hour waiting for my food to arrive snags me a free glass of wine. http://twitpic.com/122i1j
Another freebie! Cool! I’m coming here again! http://twitpic.com/122no8
Exactly how many people can you pack into one bus. That can’t be right.
Its my usual song of choice but when people sing Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ in a Philippines karaoke bar badly, they die. http://tinyurl.com/ycnnuwg
Me: No, we’re not going to Disneyland…
Daughter no.1: Ok then, can we go to Hellworld?
