June 2009
43 posts
Anyone got any good tips for getting puke out of carpet? …lots of puke.
What better way to spend an evening than being projectile vomited on? I never knew so much vomit could come from such a small belly.
Tried a shake-and-vac with a cocktail of talc and salt. Not entirely that successful. Bedroom’s humming.
Sitting in a cafe. Eavesdropped a £200m deal being negotiated before they disapeared off in a Bentley. Younger guy sickeningly obsequeous.
Fed up waiting for @tweetie twitpocolypse fix. Too many better options like @birdfeedapp. Bye bye @atebits it’s been a gas.
In the countryside of the city. http://twitpic.com/8nzep
I like this. http://twitpic.com/8i7dq
Production outage not needed at 5pm on a Friday.
McDonalds have announced the MJ memorial burger…. 50 year old meat in 12 year old buns
Man, cycling into a strong headwind is painful.
Ooo∞∞ooO
TV, toasted bagels and Dom Perignon out of mugs with my wife. Classy is my middle name.
Awoke to my first official Fathers Day. Lovely card, kisses & a game of duvet caving. And no that’s not a euphanism.
Still waiting for the fix to Tweetie for the #twitpocolypse. Very irritating.
Being intoxicated by the purfumed woman next to me.
RT @eraburge: O2 are now following me… Hi o2, you greedy, money grabbing bastards…
Tonguing the blister on the roof of my mouth from the scorching hot lamb shank & spuds I just snarfed.
At the apple store waiting for my iPod hifi to be fixed. Prob not much that can be done.
The lunatics are taking over the asylum http://bit.ly/2YmNo9
Busted and bruised but everything is moved. Time to sit in the sun with a bottle of corona and watch the sun set.
Schlepping schlepping schlepping.
Cooking Chicken Roulades with Sage for my girls.
A weekend of heavy lifting beckons.
Shit shit shit!! Left my keys at work and am locked out. Buggering hell pants!
LOL! http://xkcd.com/594/
Bizarrely attacked by a squirrel while cycling to work. Racing next to me, little bugger caught my pedal in the chin & I had the last laugh!
Day starts with a puncture. Hmmm.
Playing with “Find My iPhone” on me.com. “Display a Message” is good but the remote kill switch is so tempting to try! Must…resist..!
Petition: O2 to offer reasonable iPhone 3GS upgrade and tethering #o2fail http://twitition.com/owzm4 @patrickaltoft
This is geektastic! http://bit.ly/Mwx80
Bus route change mid-journey. #tflfail
Just…can’t…resist…updating to 3.0 GM
iPhone 3GS… I want one.
http://twitpic.com/6tu1a - Testing my app. Via #TwoopDeDoo!
While the cat (& Kitten) ‘s are away there’s nothing like a good dose of sci-fi to brighten the day. #StarTrek was great.
My girls are off to stay with @crowncottage for a week. @hokicoki is in toy nirvana. It’ll be quiet at home tonight.
Sucktaculous day.
I had a lift into work today. Very civilised compared with the battle of cycling or bussing on Tf(hel)L.
There was a mosquito the size of Africa in my bathroom.
Oi! @sheriffof0 Back off! It’s my job to corrupt my wife!